1 00:00:08,102 --> 00:00:10,848 (QUIRKY SYNTHPOP INTRO TO 'GIRL U WANT' BY DEVO) 2 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:23,360 (CARD READER BEEPS) 3 00:00:26,261 --> 00:00:27,288 (HORN TOOTS) 4 00:00:27,313 --> 00:00:29,637 SONG: She sings from somewhere you can't see 5 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,250 - She sits in the top... - (PHONE RINGS) 6 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:32,711 ...of the greenest tree 7 00:00:32,736 --> 00:00:35,522 She sends out an aroma of undefined love 8 00:00:35,547 --> 00:00:37,877 It drips on down in a mist from above 9 00:00:37,902 --> 00:00:40,357 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 10 00:00:40,382 --> 00:00:42,227 The girl U want... 11 00:00:42,854 --> 00:00:44,729 - Oi! Stop! - She's just the girl 12 00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:46,896 She's just the girl The girl U want... 13 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,517 (MUTTERS) Oh, bloody hell. 14 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:50,317 ('GIRL U WANT' CONTINUES) 15 00:00:50,596 --> 00:00:51,893 Oh! 16 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:54,589 RECORDED P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT: In the interests of passenger safety, 17 00:00:54,614 --> 00:00:56,637 please refrain from running on the platforms 18 00:00:56,662 --> 00:00:58,157 or in the station area. 19 00:00:58,182 --> 00:01:01,816 Dale! Don't let Sasha check her email, phone or computer. 20 00:01:01,841 --> 00:01:04,417 - Create a crisis if you have to. - Got it. 21 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:06,237 She's just the girl The girl U want... 22 00:01:06,262 --> 00:01:08,587 Have you received a software update on your phone? 23 00:01:08,662 --> 00:01:10,317 - No. - Good. Don't touch it. 24 00:01:10,342 --> 00:01:12,094 It's got a bug that will crash the whole system. 25 00:01:12,119 --> 00:01:14,357 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 26 00:01:14,382 --> 00:01:16,798 The girl U want 27 00:01:17,382 --> 00:01:20,197 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 28 00:01:20,222 --> 00:01:22,001 The girl U want... 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,726 - Nooo! - I need your iPad too. 30 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:28,717 - The girl U want... - Ugh! 31 00:01:28,742 --> 00:01:31,379 She's just the girl, she's just the girl... 32 00:01:31,403 --> 00:01:34,082 33 00:01:34,106 --> 00:01:35,580 _ 34 00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:39,320 All over the world, there is one very common theme, and... 35 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,734 - Did you just get home? - God, I stink. 36 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:44,871 And yet I like it. 37 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,388 - Do you want to smell me? - No. 38 00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:47,966 How do I look? 39 00:01:48,653 --> 00:01:50,058 What look are you going for? 40 00:01:50,183 --> 00:01:53,157 Is it CEO of a paper supply firm or waiter? 41 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:54,550 What do you think? 42 00:01:54,893 --> 00:01:57,452 ('I GOT THE MOVES' BY HABIBI) 43 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:02,917 SONG: I got the moves when you see me on a Saturday night 44 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,777 I got the moves, jukebox playing and the music's alright 45 00:02:05,802 --> 00:02:08,016 I got the moves Hey, hey, I think I do... 46 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,317 Done. 47 00:02:09,342 --> 00:02:10,612 (KISSES) 48 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,346 - Good luck. - Thanks. 49 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:18,277 - (LIFT BELL DINGS) - I got the moves 50 00:02:18,302 --> 00:02:20,277 Hey, hey, I think I do... 51 00:02:20,302 --> 00:02:22,533 - Good morning, Paula. - Morning, Lily. 52 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:25,108 - How are you, Rex? - REX: Morning, Lily. 53 00:02:25,782 --> 00:02:27,349 You take my hand Shimmy, shimmy 54 00:02:27,374 --> 00:02:29,163 Now he's holding me tight... 55 00:02:29,822 --> 00:02:31,237 - Hey, Lily. - Val. 56 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:32,735 Morning. 57 00:02:33,742 --> 00:02:35,188 DALE: Morning, Lily. 58 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,197 It's not news. 59 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,957 She has 60 million Instagram followers. 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,677 Anything Taylor says is news. 61 00:02:41,702 --> 00:02:44,905 You can't judge newsworthy moments from the number of likes. 62 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,485 How else are you supposed to judge them? 63 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:48,197 OK, you guys know the drill. 64 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:50,717 New segments need to have some degree of longevity, 65 00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:52,932 something you can put a spin on each week. 66 00:02:52,957 --> 00:02:55,169 - A feature-length political story? - That's a good idea. 67 00:02:55,194 --> 00:02:56,796 In addition to our regular news updates? 68 00:02:56,822 --> 00:02:58,237 - Yes, in addition. - No. 69 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,837 No surprise there. Good luck. 70 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:01,837 We want something bigger, something more interactive. 71 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:05,183 Lily, clearly you've been preparing something. 72 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,834 Do you know who does most of the world's work? 73 00:03:08,102 --> 00:03:10,333 - Indians. - Google. No, Facebook. 74 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,237 No. Women. 75 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:15,299 Women do 66% of the world's work. 76 00:03:15,324 --> 00:03:17,677 Even at Google, 'cause I'm pretty sure that's mainly men. 77 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:21,317 It's not about Google or Facebook, it's about women around the world 78 00:03:21,342 --> 00:03:23,557 and the amount of actual physical work they do. 79 00:03:23,593 --> 00:03:25,904 So I'm thinking we look at women around the world 80 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:27,871 and compare them on a number of indices, 81 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:32,277 including how much work they do, what they eat, what they buy. 82 00:03:32,302 --> 00:03:35,118 It'll be fast. Bang! This is how much I earn. 83 00:03:35,306 --> 00:03:38,237 Bang! This is what I eat. Bang! This is who I live with. 84 00:03:38,262 --> 00:03:39,797 Bang! This is depressing. 85 00:03:39,822 --> 00:03:41,232 So you think if we do a different country each week? 86 00:03:41,257 --> 00:03:43,177 And we could compare them to Australian women. 87 00:03:43,202 --> 00:03:44,670 Could we bring in a beauty component, 88 00:03:44,695 --> 00:03:46,477 perhaps looking at different cultural views of beauty? 89 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:48,417 - We can do that. - Or make-up. 90 00:03:48,442 --> 00:03:50,492 And how different cultures use make-up differently. 91 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:51,717 I like that. 92 00:03:51,742 --> 00:03:53,957 I wouldn't want the focus to be beauty or make-up. 93 00:03:53,982 --> 00:03:55,597 It's more about power and work. 94 00:03:55,622 --> 00:03:57,117 You got any sponsors interested? 95 00:03:57,142 --> 00:03:58,917 I've spoken to a couple of Australian fashion labels 96 00:03:58,942 --> 00:04:00,266 and they love the idea. 97 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:02,838 How interested? Will they put money on the table? 98 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:04,863 Not immediately. 99 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,550 Right. 100 00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:10,192 Um, let's see what else we have. 101 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,917 - Nikkii? - (SIGHS) This guy. 102 00:04:13,942 --> 00:04:15,597 Jack Winters. 103 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:18,417 A chef. Cooks simple, honest food. 104 00:04:18,442 --> 00:04:21,046 He says "Man Tong Noodles" twice, we have a sponsor on board. 105 00:04:21,071 --> 00:04:23,557 The segment pays for itself. Boom! Slam dunk. 106 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:28,158 Totally hot, totally manly, just opened a new restaurant. 107 00:04:28,183 --> 00:04:30,237 SASHA: Is he interested in being on network television? 108 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:31,797 Well, I've put out a few feelers 109 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:35,082 and the answer is a resounding "Yes, please!" 110 00:04:35,106 --> 00:04:36,681 (CHUCKLES) 111 00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:38,557 Lily, I'd like you to work with Nikkii. 112 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,357 Help her get this over the line. 113 00:04:40,382 --> 00:04:43,162 I'll have a talk to upstairs, see what deal we can do with him. 114 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:44,869 Dale. 115 00:04:47,171 --> 00:04:48,780 You're welcome, babe. 116 00:04:51,182 --> 00:04:53,486 So you've got "Man Tong Noodles" on board? 117 00:04:53,511 --> 00:04:56,277 - What do you mean? - Are they going to sponsor the segment? 118 00:04:56,801 --> 00:04:58,812 How do I know? 119 00:05:00,382 --> 00:05:02,197 (CARD READER BEEPS) 120 00:05:02,372 --> 00:05:04,511 LILY: Hi. I'm heading home. 121 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:06,637 I'm probably going to kill myself, 122 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:08,157 but before I do, 123 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:10,877 can you just meet me on the train in Footscray in about five? 124 00:05:10,902 --> 00:05:12,797 - MAN: Sure. - Thanks. 125 00:05:12,822 --> 00:05:14,423 ('GOLD SNAFU' BY STICKY FINGERS) 126 00:05:16,078 --> 00:05:19,493 SONG: For some this is all a game 127 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:24,960 Don't take me just a fool 128 00:05:25,402 --> 00:05:29,679 Won't you just stay on the phone 129 00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:33,648 Faking smiles and acting all the cool... 130 00:05:36,268 --> 00:05:37,963 - Hey. - Hey. 131 00:05:38,064 --> 00:05:39,757 Didn't go well, then? 132 00:05:39,953 --> 00:05:42,657 - You wanna talk about it? - No. 133 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:48,597 Look at how that guy is sitting. He's taking up about five seats. 134 00:05:48,622 --> 00:05:51,117 Well, technically, it's only really two. 135 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,357 No, it shits me. Did he pay for two seats? 136 00:05:53,382 --> 00:05:54,837 No, he didn't. 137 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,233 Doesn't matter. Train's empty. 138 00:05:57,822 --> 00:05:59,637 - What are you...? - Shhh. 139 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:01,548 - Put your phone away. - Shhh. 140 00:06:01,635 --> 00:06:03,229 Lily... 141 00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:05,585 - (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) - Lily. 142 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,335 - What are you doing? - MAN: What's going on here? 143 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:13,477 Can I check your ticket, please? 144 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:15,957 No, because I forgot to bring it. 145 00:06:15,982 --> 00:06:18,397 And I have a very good reason, which I'm happy to explain. 146 00:06:18,422 --> 00:06:19,880 No, please don't. 147 00:06:22,902 --> 00:06:27,461 SONG: You can call me when you're all alone, darling 148 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:30,797 So to sum things up, you completely blew your pitch. 149 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:31,774 Yeah. 150 00:06:31,799 --> 00:06:34,283 And now you're forced to produce a cooking segment, 151 00:06:34,308 --> 00:06:35,803 even though you can't cook. 152 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,397 Well, she's not actually doing the cooking. 153 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,117 Shh! Have no interest in cooking. 154 00:06:39,142 --> 00:06:42,237 And you have to work with someone who you don't respect 155 00:06:42,262 --> 00:06:44,317 and who doesn't respect you. 156 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:47,264 Mmm. I'm not sure that she doesn't respect me. 157 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:49,117 I think we can safely assume that she doesn't. 158 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,997 Well, let's not go too far. 159 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,610 - I can't eat. - (PHONE TRILLS) 160 00:06:55,822 --> 00:06:57,357 Oh, God. 161 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:59,197 It's an email from Sasha. 162 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:02,342 I can't read it. Can you read it to me? 163 00:07:04,222 --> 00:07:07,437 (READS) "I'd like you all to welcome Jack Winters to 'The Breakfast Bar'. 164 00:07:07,623 --> 00:07:10,637 "Jack is a dynamic and forward-thinking chef 165 00:07:10,662 --> 00:07:12,757 "who reflects the current culture of food 166 00:07:12,787 --> 00:07:15,277 "that is both healthy and delicious." 167 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,037 Sounds like a monster. 168 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,157 - Resign and be done with it. - (CHUCKLES) 169 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:21,717 Auf Wiedersehen, losers. 170 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,517 And in case that's not clear enough, 171 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:26,797 please send my fond farewell to the new chef, 172 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:31,717 who I have no doubt is a monstrous piece of conceited turd. 173 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:36,557 Thank God I'll never have to eat that shit sandwich. 174 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:39,371 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 175 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:44,197 I know I'm taking this badly, but Sasha never goes for my ideas. 176 00:07:44,222 --> 00:07:47,197 I'm trying to think of an upside. There isn't one. 177 00:07:47,222 --> 00:07:49,317 I'm not climbing up the career ladder, 178 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:53,597 I am falling down, down, down. 179 00:07:53,622 --> 00:07:57,397 I have all these amazing ideas and no-one wants them. 180 00:07:57,422 --> 00:07:58,877 You don't think you're catastrophising? 181 00:07:58,902 --> 00:08:02,339 No. The reality is the only place I'd probably do well... 182 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:05,316 - ...is in porn. - Why would you do well in porn? 183 00:08:05,362 --> 00:08:07,437 So you don't even think I could crack it there? 184 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:09,117 Well, seeing as you've never even watched porn, 185 00:08:09,142 --> 00:08:10,677 then I think you wouldn't be that great at producing it. 186 00:08:10,702 --> 00:08:12,025 I've watched tons of porn. 187 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,637 Foreign films are not considered porn. 188 00:08:13,662 --> 00:08:16,637 If everyone in the film is naked, it's porn. 189 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,623 Let's just leave that one alone, shall we? 190 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:27,172 What if this is it for me, Pete? 191 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:29,490 What if no-one ever goes for my ideas 192 00:08:29,515 --> 00:08:32,957 and I just fumble along until I'm old and alone 193 00:08:32,982 --> 00:08:36,883 and... maybe even really, really fat? 194 00:08:37,382 --> 00:08:38,997 And then I die. 195 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:43,517 And then my pet, maybe a dog, 196 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,397 maybe a parrot, 197 00:08:45,422 --> 00:08:47,997 mistakes my fat, bulging face 198 00:08:48,022 --> 00:08:51,157 for a pile of juicy yet strangely pale sausages. 199 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,911 Well, even when you're old and fat and you have no face, 200 00:08:53,936 --> 00:08:55,237 I'll still be your friend. 201 00:08:55,262 --> 00:08:57,437 That's beautiful. 202 00:08:58,262 --> 00:08:59,844 (KISSES) 203 00:09:02,922 --> 00:09:04,422 Why did you do that? 204 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:06,031 I don't know. 205 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:09,305 ('YOU'RE THE BEST' BY WET PLAYS SOFTLY) 206 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,989 Kiss me again. 207 00:09:18,302 --> 00:09:19,686 Lily... 208 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,076 Ahh. 209 00:09:23,302 --> 00:09:25,493 Is... is that what you want? 210 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,090 - Kiss me back. - (GASPS) 211 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:39,517 Are you sure you wanna do this? 212 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,739 We've been friends for a really long time. 213 00:09:43,129 --> 00:09:47,585 SONG: Or is she in me 214 00:09:47,902 --> 00:09:51,335 And all the rest 215 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:57,133 Well, baby, you're the best 216 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:02,079 We'll figure out the rest 217 00:10:02,182 --> 00:10:06,805 And maybe it's a test 218 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,557 I think we'd better quit 219 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:16,116 While we're ahead 220 00:10:19,822 --> 00:10:22,620 (LILY SIGHS) 221 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:34,636 Who was the last person you had sex with before me? 222 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,843 - No way. - What? 223 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,156 I know this is a trap. I don't know what sort, but it's a trap. 224 00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:45,077 What are you talking about? 225 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,277 We're best friends. 226 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:49,117 We can tell each other anything. 227 00:10:49,142 --> 00:10:51,317 Oh, I... I don't want to tell you about this. 228 00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:52,397 Why? 229 00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:54,902 Because these conversations always end badly. 230 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:56,437 Come on. 231 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:57,638 Tell me. 232 00:11:01,342 --> 00:11:03,888 It was, er, a woman at work. 233 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:06,325 A one-night stand? 234 00:11:06,462 --> 00:11:08,856 No, but it was pretty casual. 235 00:11:09,182 --> 00:11:11,337 - Did you like her? - Yeah. 236 00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:14,167 But it was never going anywhere, you know? 237 00:11:14,192 --> 00:11:16,707 It was just a sex thing from her point of view. 238 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,661 And what about from your point of view? 239 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:24,036 I like her, but, you know, she thinks I'm too young. 240 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,028 How old is she? 241 00:11:27,222 --> 00:11:30,171 She's 42. She's gorgeous. 242 00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:32,330 Just got something about her. 243 00:11:32,355 --> 00:11:35,637 It's... you know, it's difficult to describe. 244 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,477 She kind of fascinates me, you know? 245 00:11:37,502 --> 00:11:39,458 - Are you serious? - What? 246 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:41,237 Why are you telling me about this woman? 247 00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:42,977 Because you asked. 248 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,677 Have you thought for a second, for a millisecond, 249 00:11:44,702 --> 00:11:46,197 how this might make me feel? 250 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,199 - Now I am. - Good! 251 00:11:48,636 --> 00:11:52,277 - Er, I didn't know you felt this way. - Well, I do. 252 00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:54,099 I thought we were just friends having fun. 253 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:55,877 I didn't realise it meant more to you. 254 00:11:55,902 --> 00:11:58,423 - Oh, no. Don't you start that. - What? 255 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,237 Don't you even attempt to excuse your bad behaviour 256 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,557 by implying that I'm in love with you. 257 00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:05,517 No, I'm not saying that. But you're so hurt. 258 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,997 I'm not hurt, I'm appalled, which is a very different thing. 259 00:12:09,022 --> 00:12:10,597 And if you don't understand the difference 260 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:13,157 between being hurt and being appalled, 261 00:12:13,182 --> 00:12:16,400 then you have no insight into the human condition 262 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:20,332 and I can only assume that you are a heavily disguised narcissist. 263 00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:26,278 Just go home. 264 00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:37,007 Knew this conversation would end badly. 265 00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:39,897 And as I predicted... 266 00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:42,649 ...it has. 267 00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:50,517 SONG: Hold on, I just got to let you know 268 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,277 That I'm calling your mystery 269 00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:58,337 I hope that this moment's not for show 270 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,397 - If only you could see that... - (DOOR CLOSES) 271 00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:05,057 Oh, well, I've got the fever now 272 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,932 Oh, well, it's made me a believer... 273 00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:13,314 (ALARM BLARES, BUZZING) 274 00:13:18,022 --> 00:13:20,307 - (PHONE BEEPS) - _ 275 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,418 __ 276 00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,442 ('GIRL U WANT' BY DEVO) 277 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:25,717 Oh, no. 278 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:27,755 RECORDED P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT: In the interests of passenger safety, 279 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,895 please refrain from running on the platforms or in the station area. 280 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,197 Dale! 281 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:34,117 Have you received a software update on your phone? 282 00:13:34,142 --> 00:13:35,840 No. 283 00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:43,932 - No! - I need your iPad too. 284 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,237 Come in. 285 00:13:56,062 --> 00:13:58,877 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 286 00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:00,331 The girl U want 287 00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:04,593 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 288 00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:14,986 Did she fire you? 289 00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,307 I have to apologise to the chef. 290 00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:20,213 I would consider that a win. 291 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,755 And get him back on board to do our segment of the show. 292 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,183 He'll never do it. Why do you say that? 293 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,853 Because you called him a turd. 294 00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:29,893 How do you know that? How does everybody know that? 295 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,733 Because Sasha told me and I told everyone else. 296 00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,857 Why, why, why would you do that? 297 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:37,088 Because I thought it was funny. 298 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,333 Clearly I misjudged it, I can tell that from your face. 299 00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:41,475 Don't be angry at me. 300 00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,834 Oh, well... Yep. 301 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,920 Dale, why do you do this job? 302 00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:56,146 Because one day, news will be dead. 303 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,453 No-one will care, no-one will mourn it except for me, 304 00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:02,234 so I want to be there the day it dies. 305 00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,575 I want to bear witness to its death 306 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,853 and I want to feel proud I tried, 307 00:15:07,878 --> 00:15:11,225 however fruitlessly, to keep it alive. 308 00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,631 Dale, is there only one 'I' in Kardashian? 309 00:15:14,186 --> 00:15:15,452 Yes. 310 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,045 Yes, there is. 311 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,369 Yes! 312 00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,052 (SNIFFS) 313 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:40,263 Hello. Jack? 314 00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:42,223 - Yes. Hello. - Hi. 315 00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:45,493 I'm Lily Woodward. 316 00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:47,493 You may know me from a poorly worded email 317 00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,716 that I sent you at 7:10 this morning. 318 00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:54,462 - Come with me. - Thank you. 319 00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:58,493 I want to say very clearly 320 00:15:58,518 --> 00:16:01,337 that it doesn't reflect my feelings about you 321 00:16:01,497 --> 00:16:04,695 nor the level of respect that I have for you. 322 00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:08,697 I want to apologise as sincerely as possible... 323 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,289 Shh. 324 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,816 OK. 325 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,926 Thank you. It... 326 00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:25,261 I'm getting the impression you read the email. 327 00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:27,653 Yep. 328 00:16:27,873 --> 00:16:29,299 (MILK FROTHER HISSES) 329 00:16:36,118 --> 00:16:38,476 Um, what time do you want me in tomorrow? 330 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,053 If you want me in early, it's no big deal. 331 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,801 Well, it's whatever's on the roster. 332 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,588 OK. 333 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,206 (LAUGHS) 334 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:02,874 (WOMAN CHUCKLES) 335 00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:06,398 Hey, you know this... us... 336 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,219 isn't going anywhere? 337 00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,929 - What? - You know what I mean. 338 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,546 Maybe we can take it somewhere. 339 00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:19,749 Oh, you know that I don't want a boyfriend, so... 340 00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:22,031 Yeah, especially one I work with. 341 00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:25,829 (BELL CHIMES) 342 00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:27,298 I'll get it. 343 00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,799 OK, so you've been to the chef's restaurant, 344 00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:34,049 you've Facebooked him, you've emailed him, you've called him. 345 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,893 - Yes. - Have you texted him? 346 00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,853 16 times. 347 00:17:37,878 --> 00:17:39,413 And he hasn't replied to any of them? 348 00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:40,773 No. 349 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,639 - Why is he taunting you like this? - Mmm! 350 00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,133 I don't know. 351 00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:45,453 He's turning you into a stalker. 352 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:48,078 - He's forcing you to stalk him. - I know. 353 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:51,444 Let me see if I can find out what he likes to do. 354 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,954 I did it with Pete last night. 355 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,039 Did what? 356 00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:08,665 - Ahh. How was it? - Disastrous. 357 00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:12,517 Really? I always thought that Pete would be quite good at sex. 358 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,537 The sex was fine, but then he told me he's been shagging someone else. 359 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,023 I think I missed part of the story, why was it a disaster? 360 00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:21,196 He's been shagging someone else. 361 00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:25,149 - Big deal. Be grateful for the back-up. - (CLICKS KEYBOARD) 362 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:28,346 Mmm, from what I can tell, 363 00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:31,586 the chef spends most of his time cooking, 364 00:18:31,798 --> 00:18:34,933 running, swimming, doing yoga and meditating. 365 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,133 Yeah, see, that actually sickens me. 366 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,306 - Mm-hm. - Aha! 367 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,032 (GASPS) I found you. (CLICKS AWAY) 368 00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:44,453 And I know where you're gonna be tonight. 369 00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:46,253 Quick, Simone, lend me a dress. I'm going out. 370 00:18:46,278 --> 00:18:47,610 Oh! Yeah. 371 00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:51,356 (SIREN WAILS, MUSIC POUNDS FROM INSIDE) 372 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,996 (READS) "Huge line. 373 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,246 "You've worked at every club in the city. How do I get in?" 374 00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:05,087 (MESSAGE DELIVERY BEEP) 375 00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:16,517 Busy night, huh? I got a call you guys needed more lemons urgently. 376 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,944 Cool. 377 00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,778 Have a good night. (LAUGHS) 378 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,184 (MUSIC PLAYS) 379 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,493 What's your most expensive champagne? 380 00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,773 - Bollinger. - I'll take two glasses of that. 381 00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:47,093 - That's $45. - What?! 382 00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,053 OK, changing the order. 383 00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:52,288 Two glasses of your cheapest champagne. 384 00:20:04,398 --> 00:20:05,934 (CHUCKLES) 385 00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:09,699 This is for you. Bollinger. 386 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,713 Oh. 387 00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,961 Please, enjoy. 388 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,066 You're planning on following me into the toilet? 389 00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:34,378 - If I have to. Wow. - What do you want? 390 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,813 - I want you to come and do our show. - Why? 391 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,115 Tell me in 20 words or less why I should do it. 392 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:43,213 Because if you don't, I will lose my job. 393 00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:44,693 That's only nine. Dammit. 394 00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:46,160 Don't make it about you. 395 00:20:46,185 --> 00:20:48,881 Do I have 11 words left or do I still have 20? 396 00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:49,738 11. 397 00:20:49,763 --> 00:20:56,065 Hundreds of thousands of people watch our show every week. 398 00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,893 - And we can make you famous. - I don't care about being famous. 399 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,213 You have 146,000 Instagram followers. 400 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:05,096 - I think you care a little bit. - Don't tell me what I care about. 401 00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:08,016 What's important to me is food and our relationship to food. 402 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,471 And our show can only enhance that. 403 00:21:10,496 --> 00:21:13,493 We'll give you a new and receptive audience 404 00:21:13,518 --> 00:21:16,190 that are always on tap and always on your side. 405 00:21:16,215 --> 00:21:18,413 There's one thing that bothers me, and when I say, "One thing," 406 00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:20,373 - I mean, "One more thing." - What? 407 00:21:20,398 --> 00:21:22,526 I wanna work with someone who has a passion for food. 408 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:25,432 Oh, that's me! I... I have a real passion for food. 409 00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:26,933 - What's your favourite cuisine? - Lean. 410 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,271 Uh, I'm sorry, I panicked. 411 00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:30,053 What country's food do you most like? 412 00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:32,813 - Um... - You honestly can't think of one? 413 00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:35,992 I just don't know what country toasted sandwiches come from. 414 00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:37,606 I'm sorry, I don't trust you. 415 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,333 Well, come and do one show with us 416 00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:42,453 and if you can't work with me, 417 00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:45,862 I'll resign and you'll never have to deal with me again. 418 00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,690 Sounds perfect. 419 00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:52,097 (SIGHS) What a knob. 420 00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:58,986 Hey, come in. 421 00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:00,939 Oh, yeah, thanks. It's my house. 422 00:22:02,026 --> 00:22:03,969 Simone? 423 00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:08,358 Simone! 424 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,373 (GRUNTS) Hey, I invited some friends back after work. 425 00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:17,451 You alright? Did you talk to Pete? 426 00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:20,795 I think my friendship with Pete is over. 427 00:22:20,953 --> 00:22:23,162 Maybe he told you about the other woman 428 00:22:23,187 --> 00:22:26,162 because he wants to bring another woman into the relationship. 429 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:29,522 Which is only a win for you, we all get sick of the penis. 430 00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:33,402 No, he doesn't want to bring another woman into the relationship. 431 00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:35,486 Firstly, there is no relationship. 432 00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:37,362 And if there was, he's actually saying 433 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:41,957 he wants someone else instead of, not in addition, to me. 434 00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:46,612 - Why do you care? - I don't care. I just... 435 00:22:46,747 --> 00:22:49,782 I think it's... I think it's poor form, that's all. 436 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,492 Don't have sex with me if you're thinking about someone else. 437 00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:54,762 Sounds like you care a bit. 438 00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:57,122 Do you think I wanna be with Pete? 439 00:22:57,147 --> 00:22:58,922 Well, do you? 440 00:22:58,947 --> 00:23:01,122 No... No. 441 00:23:01,331 --> 00:23:02,842 I just... 442 00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:05,082 I guess I wanted him to wanna be with me. 443 00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,534 So you could reject him? 444 00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:11,002 No. No, no, no, no. 445 00:23:11,027 --> 00:23:12,897 I... I've had enough of men. 446 00:23:12,922 --> 00:23:15,358 No more men. I'm sick of them. 447 00:23:15,707 --> 00:23:18,423 I'll join you. No more men. 448 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,082 Do you wanna come and do some shots? 449 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,682 No. I'm going to bed. 450 00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,122 I'll do some for you. 451 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,451 You do that. 452 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:39,722 (SIGHS) 453 00:23:39,747 --> 00:23:42,391 (MAN SNORES) 454 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:46,762 (SHOWER RUNS) 455 00:23:46,787 --> 00:23:48,598 (MAN YAWNS) 456 00:23:50,787 --> 00:23:52,340 (UNZIPS FLY) 457 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:54,955 Oi! 458 00:23:55,347 --> 00:23:56,386 Oi. 459 00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:57,590 (ZIPS FLY) 460 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,442 Oh! What are you doing? Get out! 461 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:04,842 Sorry, I think I misread the situation. 462 00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,603 Get out. 463 00:24:17,335 --> 00:24:19,727 - What can I get you? - Decaf soy latte. 464 00:24:20,507 --> 00:24:22,658 - I'm not making it. - (SCOFFS) What? 465 00:24:22,947 --> 00:24:24,522 - I'm not making it. - Why? 466 00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:26,762 Because this is a coffee shop, we serve coffee. 467 00:24:26,787 --> 00:24:29,015 And coffee, by definition, is caffeinated. 468 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,242 I'll make you a coffee, I'll make you any sort of coffee you want, 469 00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:33,377 I'll even concede to a coffee made with soy milk, 470 00:24:33,402 --> 00:24:35,882 but I will not make a coffee that contains no caffeine 471 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:38,142 because that is not coffee. 472 00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,603 - I'll make it. - (SNIGGERS) 473 00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:45,940 (LIFT DOOR PINGS) 474 00:24:48,427 --> 00:24:50,402 Ah! Hello and welcome! 475 00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,402 - Is it Nikkii? - Yes, it is. Hi. 476 00:24:52,427 --> 00:24:55,349 - And I've met Lily. - LILY: Hello. Good to see you. 477 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:59,462 Uh, so what we thought we'd do is just a very, very casual rehearsal 478 00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:01,732 and just walk you through the steps of the cooking segment. 479 00:25:01,757 --> 00:25:02,772 Fine. 480 00:25:02,797 --> 00:25:05,064 Now, what usually happens is that you have an earpiece 481 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,562 and we talk you through what's going on. 482 00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:09,642 So who would you feel more comfortable hearing from, 483 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,182 Lily or me? 484 00:25:11,207 --> 00:25:13,682 Or should we just let the universe work it out? Oh! 485 00:25:13,707 --> 00:25:16,322 Now, I've got a few ideas I'd like to talk through with you. 486 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,962 My feeling is, as it's your first time on air, 487 00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:21,362 you don't have to say too much, we can focus on... 488 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,958 Nikkii. I'd rather hear from Nikkii. 489 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:27,522 What? Well, I'm flattered. The universe did work it out. 490 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,922 - (CHUCKLES) - It wasn't the universe. 491 00:25:28,947 --> 00:25:30,390 OK, it's this way, Jack. 492 00:25:32,007 --> 00:25:35,602 He needs to be well-rehearsed, so take as much time as you need. 493 00:25:35,627 --> 00:25:38,002 Get him used to having someone in his ear. 494 00:25:38,027 --> 00:25:40,431 (EXHALES) I'm all over it. 495 00:25:41,587 --> 00:25:43,253 Keep him happy. 496 00:25:43,427 --> 00:25:44,964 He is. 497 00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,714 He's very happy. 498 00:25:49,136 --> 00:25:50,822 Phew. 499 00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:53,159 Need to get that table fixed. Got a wonky leg. 500 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,562 - Oh, I can fix it. - I don't need you fixing my furniture. 501 00:25:56,587 --> 00:25:58,607 (PUTS DOWN KEYS) 502 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:04,882 Hey, do you want to go outside, have a bit of kick-to-kick? 503 00:26:04,907 --> 00:26:07,882 Oh, I'm shattered, Dad. You're always bloody shattered. 504 00:26:07,907 --> 00:26:09,389 You're soft! 505 00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:15,162 Hey, um, I'm gonna put a couple of steaks on. 506 00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:16,992 - Happy with that? - Yeah. 507 00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:18,642 Hey, get Lily over. 508 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,099 She's always fun. 509 00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:23,435 Uh, no, she's busy tonight, Dad. 510 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,974 - I like her more than I like you. - (SIGHS) 511 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:50,323 (READS) "Will I still come to dinner with your parents?" 512 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,274 LILY: Up to you. 513 00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:00,415 (SIGHS) 514 00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,103 - WOMAN: Darling. - MAN: Thanks, Lil. Thanks, Mum. 515 00:27:03,128 --> 00:27:04,829 - Love you. - Hi, guys, sorry I'm late. 516 00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:06,962 I was working but thought I'd drop in for a drink. 517 00:27:06,987 --> 00:27:08,344 Happy birthday, mate, good to see you. 518 00:27:08,369 --> 00:27:09,922 - Hi, Mimi. - Good. You? 519 00:27:09,947 --> 00:27:12,191 - Tony, how's things? - Hey, Pete, how's your dad? 520 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,962 - Yeah, he's good. - Grab a seat. 521 00:27:13,987 --> 00:27:15,822 - How's work, Lil? - It's good. 522 00:27:15,847 --> 00:27:17,659 I've been given a cooking segment to produce. 523 00:27:17,684 --> 00:27:19,042 - Really? - Oh! 524 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,762 - That is wonderful! - Pete doesn't think much of it. 525 00:27:21,787 --> 00:27:24,682 Or me, for that matter. He thinks I'd struggle to produce porn. 526 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,322 (LAUGHS) Are you planning to produce porn? 527 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:29,322 Mmm. It might well come to that. 528 00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:32,563 Oh, right. OK, Pete, how's your love life? 529 00:27:32,588 --> 00:27:34,799 Uh, yeah, nothing much to report, Mimi. 530 00:27:34,824 --> 00:27:37,563 My advice to you, Pete, is enjoy yourself before you get married, 531 00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:39,842 have as much fun as you can. 532 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,962 Thanks, Tony. Yeah, it's good advice. I'm trying to. 533 00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:43,642 (LAUGHS) Oh, really? Is that what you're doing? 534 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,242 Well, you know, I regret not just playing the field a bit more 535 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:49,183 - before I tied the knot. - Oh, well, made up for it after. 536 00:27:49,207 --> 00:27:50,306 (LAUGHS) 537 00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:51,656 So, Vinnie, I heard that 538 00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:53,492 you're applying for a job at the Prince hospital. 539 00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:56,748 Yeah. They, um, called me in for an interview but... 540 00:27:56,773 --> 00:27:58,242 - And? - Um... 541 00:27:58,267 --> 00:28:00,201 But I saw their faces when I arrived and I... 542 00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:02,082 - Oh, you don't know. - No, I do know. 543 00:28:02,107 --> 00:28:04,601 I got a letter today... no job. 544 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,685 - Uh, that's alright. - Right. 545 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:10,706 And I have some news for everyone. 546 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:13,761 I have a new baby. 547 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,482 - Look at it. - Wow. 548 00:28:16,507 --> 00:28:19,682 - Hey! Oh, is it an electric car? - Yes, indeed. 549 00:28:20,425 --> 00:28:21,865 Wow! 550 00:28:22,227 --> 00:28:24,402 But how much did that cost? 551 00:28:24,427 --> 00:28:25,882 - VINNIE: Mum... - What? 552 00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:29,002 - I'm just asking how much it costs. - It doesn't matter, Mum. 553 00:28:29,027 --> 00:28:31,002 Darling, please don't infer that I'm behaving badly 554 00:28:31,027 --> 00:28:33,042 when the only person behaving badly here is your father. 555 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:34,562 - Oh, here we go. - I mean... 556 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,282 Seriously, how many midlife crises do you plan to have? 557 00:28:37,307 --> 00:28:40,402 You got the implants, screwed your secretary, 558 00:28:40,489 --> 00:28:43,354 did paleo, I mean, what is going to happen next? 559 00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:45,562 (GASPS) You gonna have a crack at Pete? 560 00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:48,320 Hey! Didn't see that comin'. (LAUGHS) Ah... 561 00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:51,273 I do not have hair implants. 562 00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:53,085 (HUFFS) 563 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,558 Come on, Vincent. 564 00:28:56,578 --> 00:28:58,776 - Let's go. - Fine. 565 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,145 I can do it, Mum, let go of me. 566 00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,202 - It's alright, darling. - See you, mate. Happy birthday. 567 00:29:04,227 --> 00:29:05,944 VINCENT: Yep. It's alright, Mum. 568 00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:07,562 - See you, Mimi. 'Bye. - 'Bye, Pete. 569 00:29:07,587 --> 00:29:08,858 - Have a good night. - 'Bye. 570 00:29:08,883 --> 00:29:10,442 - See you, Tony. Stay well. - See you. 571 00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:12,428 MIMI: I've got you. 572 00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:25,538 - Lily, I don't bag your career. - You bag everything. 573 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,437 You sneer at anyone who's not living the way you want them to live. 574 00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:31,168 But what about you? You're a brainy guy and you work as a barista. 575 00:29:31,193 --> 00:29:33,482 Yeah, well, I do that to make money. 576 00:29:33,507 --> 00:29:35,202 I'm a music journalist writing a book. 577 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,962 You've been writing that book for four years. 578 00:29:37,987 --> 00:29:39,482 Well, I wanna get it right. 579 00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:41,290 You know the first thing to do to get it right? 580 00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,562 You could get some letters, make some words 581 00:29:43,587 --> 00:29:45,457 and put them down on a piece of paper! 582 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,873 - Lily, thanks very much. - No, when you had no money 583 00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:50,202 and you had to sell that PlayStation on eBay, 584 00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:51,246 who do you think bought it? 585 00:29:51,271 --> 00:29:54,082 I know you want me to say "I don't know," but by asking the question... 586 00:29:54,107 --> 00:29:56,642 It was 587 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,162 Please don't say hashtag. 588 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,170 So you're gonna bag the way I argue with you now? 589 00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,280 No! No, I'm just... 590 00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:05,428 Hang on, if you bought my PlayStation, 591 00:30:05,453 --> 00:30:06,718 then why didn't you give it back to me? 592 00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:08,539 'Cause I started playing it and I actually really liked it. 593 00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:12,608 But the point is I could not have been more supportive of you. 594 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:15,499 It's been four years because the nature and focus of the work's changed. 595 00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:18,940 How can the evolution of Radiohead change? 596 00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,528 Well, based on social context... 597 00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:23,180 That's not a real question! No! 598 00:30:23,205 --> 00:30:26,533 It's been four years because you're too scared to commit to anything. 599 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,281 You chop and change and you never have to fail at anything 600 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:30,968 'cause you never try to do well. 601 00:30:30,993 --> 00:30:32,528 You just wait, in 10 years time, 602 00:30:32,553 --> 00:30:34,148 you'll still be working in a coffee shop. 603 00:30:34,173 --> 00:30:36,573 Oh, no, wait, actually, no, you won't because you'll be old 604 00:30:36,598 --> 00:30:39,008 and they don't want some fat old guy making their pitsy coffee. 605 00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:40,676 Is this about us hooking up the other night? 606 00:30:40,701 --> 00:30:42,553 Because if it is, it really wasn't worth it. 607 00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:48,139 I can't be friends with you anymore. 608 00:30:48,164 --> 00:30:49,451 Um... (SIGHS) 609 00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,808 So, what, you're going to throw away 610 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:54,008 our entire friendship because of one night? 611 00:30:54,212 --> 00:30:56,043 One stupid night? 612 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,748 (PETE SIGHS) 613 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,539 Oh, you're a piece of work. 614 00:31:17,073 --> 00:31:18,388 You alright, mate? 615 00:31:18,413 --> 00:31:21,418 Yeah, yeah, just taking in the night. 616 00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:27,316 I'll sit with you for a moment, if that's alright. 617 00:31:33,953 --> 00:31:35,559 I stuffed up, Dad. 618 00:31:39,793 --> 00:31:43,192 I hooked up with Lily and now things are weird. 619 00:31:43,217 --> 00:31:46,404 She doesn't want to see me, she doesn't want to be friends. 620 00:31:49,315 --> 00:31:51,451 I don't know what 'hooked up' means. 621 00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:55,077 Shagged. 622 00:32:00,093 --> 00:32:01,446 Got it. 623 00:32:04,285 --> 00:32:05,969 Well, you stuffed up. 624 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,111 OK, turn... Stop. 625 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,568 Why am I doing this tonight? 626 00:32:18,593 --> 00:32:20,328 Turn... stop. 627 00:32:20,353 --> 00:32:22,688 I don't know, I thought I might wear it tomorrow. 628 00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:24,808 (SIGHS) 629 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,608 You like Pete, right? 630 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:28,608 Sure. I love him. 631 00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:29,741 Turn. 632 00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:31,368 Stop. 633 00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:34,130 I was with Pete the other night. 634 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,963 - Oh, yeah? - No, no. 635 00:32:37,071 --> 00:32:39,675 I wasn't just with him. 636 00:32:42,713 --> 00:32:44,566 - OK. - (SIGHS) 637 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,581 We were... 638 00:32:46,691 --> 00:32:48,191 Anyway, we were together. 639 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,309 But don't worry, nothing's gonna happen with us. 640 00:32:51,113 --> 00:32:52,848 He likes someone else. 641 00:32:53,245 --> 00:32:56,394 Lil, I don't care about Pete. 642 00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:57,831 I care about you. 643 00:32:57,993 --> 00:32:59,406 What do you want? 644 00:33:01,555 --> 00:33:04,195 I just want things to go back to the way they were before. 645 00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:09,756 I said really nasty stuff to him and I didn't mean any of it. 646 00:33:10,092 --> 00:33:11,810 I just said it to hurt him. 647 00:33:12,337 --> 00:33:13,866 (SIGHS) 648 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,808 Look, you are a very smart girl. 649 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:21,315 Just give each other some leeway and then... 650 00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:26,047 ...be just a little more generous than you think is fair. 651 00:33:34,798 --> 00:33:39,233 LILY: Hey, you want to meet up? 652 00:33:39,873 --> 00:33:42,429 PETE: (SIGHS) Yes. When? 653 00:33:42,571 --> 00:33:44,749 LILY: Tomorrow night? My place? 654 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,518 (PHONE CHIMES) 655 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:16,378 (PHONE ALARM BEEPING, BUZZING) 656 00:34:20,701 --> 00:34:23,326 So, Hamilton, it's going to be very hot for this time of year today. 657 00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:25,904 Would you say that's a direct result of global warming? 658 00:34:26,528 --> 00:34:30,328 HAMILTON: No, Eric, I'd say that's a direct result of the sun's rays 659 00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:32,465 hitting the Southern Hemisphere at an acute angle. 660 00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:35,168 This angle you speak of, caused by global warming. 661 00:34:35,193 --> 00:34:37,255 - Nothing to do with it, Eric. - DALE: Eric, stop talking. 662 00:34:37,622 --> 00:34:39,839 Great work, Eric. Let's go to Hamilton. 663 00:34:39,864 --> 00:34:41,848 Straight after the weather we're going to the cooking segment. 664 00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:44,160 - Jack, can you hear me? - Ahh. Yeah, it's loud. 665 00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:45,308 (LOUDLY) Oh, sorry. 666 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,754 - Erica, head over to the kitchen set. - LILY: OK, Jack. 667 00:34:47,779 --> 00:34:50,196 Now I know that Nikkii talked this through with you yesterday, 668 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,768 but let's just go through it one more time. 669 00:34:52,793 --> 00:34:54,688 We'll have your intro on autocue 670 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:56,648 so you can look at that if you need to. 671 00:34:56,673 --> 00:34:59,188 Then Erica's gonna come and ask you some questions. 672 00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:02,728 Those questions won't be on autocue. Have you got that? 673 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,458 OK, if you can't think of things to say, 674 00:35:05,483 --> 00:35:06,958 just talk about the origins of the dish. 675 00:35:06,983 --> 00:35:08,008 He knows that. 676 00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:10,194 Did you get him the list of facts about Mexican street food? 677 00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:11,928 He knows about Mexican street food. 678 00:35:11,953 --> 00:35:13,359 How do you know? Did he tell you that? 679 00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:16,205 WOMAN: OK, we're coming to the kitchen in five... 680 00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,338 ...four, three, 681 00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:19,848 - two... - SASHA: Good luck, Jack. 682 00:35:19,873 --> 00:35:21,968 Back to you, have fun in the kitchen, Erica. 683 00:35:22,284 --> 00:35:25,099 I understand we're having tacos today. 684 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:27,114 Yes, we are, Erica. One of my favourite quick meals. 685 00:35:27,139 --> 00:35:28,280 - Really good. - Fantastic. 686 00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:30,072 She's gonna introduce you now to the viewers. 687 00:35:30,073 --> 00:35:32,648 This is Jack, he's our new chef on 'The Breakfast Bar', 688 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,862 although a lot of you must be quite familiar with him. 689 00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:41,163 I understand, Jack, that you have 146,000 Instagram followers. Is that true? 690 00:35:41,188 --> 00:35:44,168 JACK: Well, I'm not sure, Erica, but I appreciate every one of them. 691 00:35:44,193 --> 00:35:45,596 Really good. 692 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:48,745 Make sure you're facing Erica, that's who you're talking to. 693 00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,937 JACK: Umm, sorry, I didn't hear your question. 694 00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:53,008 Could you tell us how to make the perfect taco? 695 00:35:53,033 --> 00:35:55,604 NIKKII: Make sure you're facing the camera. Don't face Erica. 696 00:35:55,629 --> 00:35:58,368 The important thing is that the camera can see you. 697 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:00,646 Urgh, that looked a bit awkward. 698 00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:03,123 Just try and move smoothly but never turn your back... 699 00:36:03,148 --> 00:36:04,978 - LILY: Stop talking. - What? 700 00:36:05,003 --> 00:36:07,638 Look, you're speaking too much and he can't hear Erica. 701 00:36:07,663 --> 00:36:09,530 Just less is more. Be quiet. 702 00:36:09,713 --> 00:36:12,408 JACK: Well, Erica, you have to put some love into it. 703 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,911 Don't let the food absorb your stress. 704 00:36:14,994 --> 00:36:16,635 ERICA: I love that attitude in the kitchen. 705 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:18,455 Don't you love that attitude, Eric? 706 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,248 ERIC: Oh, mucho taco. 707 00:36:20,273 --> 00:36:22,128 (ERICA LAUGHS) So... 708 00:36:22,153 --> 00:36:24,828 If she asks anything you don't know, just talk about the ingredients. 709 00:36:25,021 --> 00:36:26,693 I'm sorry, I didn't hear your question. 710 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,608 - Just talk about an ingredient. - Let him answer the question. 711 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,476 - He doesn't know it. - He can't hear it. 712 00:36:31,501 --> 00:36:33,991 Is the foot pain segment ready? Might need to pull it forward. 713 00:36:34,016 --> 00:36:35,226 - Yep. - Tell her about garlic. 714 00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,541 Uh, garlic... 715 00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:38,368 Garlic is quite an amazing food. 716 00:36:38,393 --> 00:36:40,248 It contains an ingredient called allicin, 717 00:36:40,273 --> 00:36:42,648 which is a natural antibiotic. 718 00:36:42,673 --> 00:36:44,514 ERICA: Wow, allicin. That's fantastic. 719 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:47,615 Can you tell us how garlic is used in this particular recipe? 720 00:36:49,313 --> 00:36:51,208 Garlic's not used in this recipe. 721 00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:52,103 Oh, shit. 722 00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,932 - Oh, God, just talk about something else. - Right. 723 00:36:53,956 --> 00:36:55,391 - Anything! - Ahh! 724 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:57,110 - Oh, are you alright? - Oh, Jesus. 725 00:36:57,135 --> 00:36:59,088 (LAUGHS) I love this show. 726 00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:00,608 Take the headset off. 727 00:37:00,633 --> 00:37:02,697 - Take it off, Nikkii. - SASHA: Take it off, Nikkii. 728 00:37:02,953 --> 00:37:06,328 OK, Dale, get me some interesting facts about Mexican street food. 729 00:37:06,353 --> 00:37:09,315 Can you just go to a close-up on the food? Stay on that. 730 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:10,375 Camera four. 731 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,088 SASHA: Keep describing the ingredients. 732 00:37:12,113 --> 00:37:13,328 Jack, it's Lily. 733 00:37:13,353 --> 00:37:15,171 Deep breaths, be calm. 734 00:37:15,196 --> 00:37:18,488 The camera is not on you right now, it's on the food. 735 00:37:18,513 --> 00:37:20,145 What have you got? 736 00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:23,623 I want you to listen carefully and repeat after me. 737 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:27,139 Erica, I can tell you some pretty cool facts 738 00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:28,488 about Mexican street food. 739 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:30,570 JACK: Erica, I can tell you some pretty cool facts 740 00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:31,968 about Mexican street food. 741 00:37:31,993 --> 00:37:35,088 I would love to hear some facts about Mexican street food. 742 00:37:35,113 --> 00:37:38,688 The word 'taco' actually means 'light lunch' in Spanish. 743 00:37:38,713 --> 00:37:41,208 Well, taco actually means 'light lunch' in Spanish. 744 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:43,168 Light lunch? I did not know that. 745 00:37:43,193 --> 00:37:44,968 - The taco was created... - Anything else? 746 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,208 ...by the indigenous people of Mexico. 747 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:48,808 How very interesting. 748 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,488 When the Spanish arrived in Mexico... 749 00:37:51,513 --> 00:37:54,768 ...they loved it and renamed it the taco. 750 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,814 ERICA: The taco. There you go. 751 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,488 Voil?. Sorry, that's French. 752 00:37:58,513 --> 00:37:59,528 Gracias. 753 00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:01,182 Buen provecho. 754 00:38:01,273 --> 00:38:03,128 Mmm, that's really good. 755 00:38:03,153 --> 00:38:04,527 Thank you so much, Jack. 756 00:38:04,552 --> 00:38:07,648 And four. The kitchen is closed, thank God. 757 00:38:07,673 --> 00:38:09,754 - ERIC: ...help you back on your feet. - Well done. 758 00:38:09,825 --> 00:38:11,240 Coming up next. 759 00:38:11,273 --> 00:38:12,468 MAN: And we're clear. 760 00:38:12,493 --> 00:38:15,101 ERICA: So can anyone tell me what the hell just happened there? 761 00:38:15,146 --> 00:38:16,161 Sasha?! 762 00:38:16,186 --> 00:38:17,781 - Oh, shit. - Can they hear me? 763 00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:19,560 - The doors. - Don't worry. 764 00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:21,646 - Sasha, can I speak to you? - She's coming up. 765 00:38:21,671 --> 00:38:22,684 - What do you want me to do, - Sasha! 766 00:38:22,716 --> 00:38:24,606 avoid her? Where are you going? 767 00:38:26,761 --> 00:38:27,998 - Hi. - Hi. 768 00:38:28,023 --> 00:38:29,655 I found all that talk really confusing. 769 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,586 You could not ear. You did well, I mean it. 770 00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:33,715 No-one noticed. It was actually amazing. 771 00:38:34,183 --> 00:38:36,121 You're a natural. 772 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,174 Bloody hell, what a nightmare. 773 00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:40,758 Tell me what's happening on social media. 774 00:38:40,783 --> 00:38:42,175 - Are we being destroyed? - Well, it's... 775 00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:44,487 - No, I don't want to know. - OK. 776 00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:47,390 Tell me. Yeah, tell me. I'm ready. 777 00:38:47,415 --> 00:38:50,110 "The new chef is so cute, I feel sorry for him." 778 00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:51,601 "I wish he'd take his shirt off." 779 00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:53,602 "Did you see him wince? I hope he's OK." 780 00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:54,860 "He is HAWT." 781 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:57,477 - Well, that's a relief. - Man, you should be psyched. 782 00:39:03,395 --> 00:39:05,150 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 783 00:39:07,252 --> 00:39:08,971 - Hey. - Hi. 784 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:12,671 Um, come in. You want a coffee or something? 785 00:39:12,696 --> 00:39:16,751 No, no. There's just something I want to talk to you about. 786 00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:20,004 I just wanted to speak with you away from work. 787 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,691 Ahh, yeah, yeah, come in. 788 00:39:27,550 --> 00:39:29,798 (PEOPLE CHATTER) 789 00:39:35,481 --> 00:39:37,971 Well, it's... it's who I am. Yeah. 790 00:39:37,996 --> 00:39:40,815 - Do you want... Yeah. - Yeah, that'd be great. 791 00:39:41,496 --> 00:39:42,871 No, thank you. 792 00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:45,991 - You know how we swore off men? - I knew you wouldn't last. 793 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,391 Oh, no, I am lasting. You got it wrong. 794 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:51,471 I just wanted dispensation and I'm willing to give you one too. 795 00:39:51,496 --> 00:39:53,951 What exactly are the rules of the dispensation? 796 00:39:53,976 --> 00:39:57,551 If we meet someone we really like, we can hook up with them. 797 00:39:57,576 --> 00:39:59,571 Then we're not swearing off men. 798 00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:02,419 - Oh, really, you can't stick to it? - I can stick to it. 799 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,138 I'm just saying it's like saying, 800 00:40:04,176 --> 00:40:06,671 "I'm vegetarian except spaghetti bolognese." 801 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,791 God, don't talk to me about vegetarians. 802 00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,690 Everyone hates them and rightly so, I believe. 803 00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:14,592 - I grant you a dispensation. - And I grant you yours. 804 00:40:14,616 --> 00:40:16,031 I don't even want one. 805 00:40:16,056 --> 00:40:17,871 And yet I'm still willing to give it to you, 806 00:40:17,896 --> 00:40:19,711 which shows what a generous person I am. 807 00:40:19,736 --> 00:40:21,711 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 808 00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:23,511 - (GLASS CLINKING) - NIKKII: Ding, ding. 809 00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:25,511 I just wanted to say a few words. 810 00:40:25,536 --> 00:40:28,751 I wanted to officially welcome Jack. 811 00:40:28,776 --> 00:40:32,151 This morning's segment had a couple of tough moments. 812 00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,211 (LAUGHTER) 813 00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:36,271 Moments that we've all experienced in live TV. 814 00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:38,071 Experienced? Doesn't she mean created? 815 00:40:38,096 --> 00:40:40,016 I think we managed to move through it... 816 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,951 By panicking and falling to pieces? 817 00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:44,511 ...and create what I think is going to be an awesome segment. 818 00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:46,991 In spite of you being involved in it. 819 00:40:47,016 --> 00:40:48,351 So, Jack, 820 00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:54,231 I am very excited to be producing this segment with you and... 821 00:40:54,256 --> 00:40:57,431 - Well, to Jack. - ALL: To Jack. 822 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,383 To Jack! 823 00:41:00,056 --> 00:41:01,227 Come with me. 824 00:41:02,816 --> 00:41:04,631 Thanks for today. 825 00:41:04,656 --> 00:41:06,471 You really turned it around for me. 826 00:41:06,981 --> 00:41:09,286 It's my job. 827 00:41:11,276 --> 00:41:13,979 Wow. Let's share it. 828 00:41:18,886 --> 00:41:21,049 I love the thrill of live TV. 829 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,311 It's exciting. 830 00:41:23,486 --> 00:41:28,885 Oh, this is actually beautiful. 831 00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:31,671 That wasn't a cool vibe you sent me in the email. 832 00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:33,876 Bad day at work. 833 00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:35,751 Another idea rejected. 834 00:41:35,776 --> 00:41:37,591 So what's your big dream? 835 00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:39,551 I want to make documentaries. 836 00:41:39,576 --> 00:41:41,291 So why aren't you? 837 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,751 Because even though I want to make documentaries, 838 00:41:45,776 --> 00:41:49,297 no-one seems to want to actually pay me to make documentaries. 839 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,311 What about you? 840 00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:53,351 Why did you become a chef? 841 00:41:53,539 --> 00:41:55,032 I don't know, I... 842 00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:58,210 went through some changes a few years ago. 843 00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:00,831 Decided I'd start treating my body differently. 844 00:42:00,856 --> 00:42:02,591 Have more respect for it. 845 00:42:02,616 --> 00:42:05,610 Don't fill it with poison every chance you get. 846 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,383 What was your poison? 847 00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,404 I wasn't particularly discerning. 848 00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,183 So what now? 849 00:42:13,176 --> 00:42:16,790 I think I've had my lifetime's entitlement of drugs and alcohol. 850 00:42:18,396 --> 00:42:20,871 Hey, we should get going. We better get the train. 851 00:42:20,896 --> 00:42:22,071 I'll drop you. 852 00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:24,071 - Are you sure? - Of course. 853 00:42:24,096 --> 00:42:27,111 OK. Great, um, thanks. 854 00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:30,004 - Can I get a doggie bag for this? - (LAUGHS) 855 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,352 - Thanks for the lift. - Coming in? 856 00:42:36,376 --> 00:42:38,671 - I better not. - Oh, you have to come in. 857 00:42:38,696 --> 00:42:41,423 You need at least one more drink to celebrate. 858 00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:48,559 Not for me. 859 00:42:48,912 --> 00:42:51,527 - Thank you. - I'll be right back. 860 00:43:01,727 --> 00:43:03,980 That's too much. 861 00:43:05,346 --> 00:43:06,801 (SIGHS) 862 00:43:32,011 --> 00:43:33,706 (PHONE CHIMES) 863 00:43:36,854 --> 00:43:38,651 PETE: Four reasons you should still be my friend. 864 00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:40,647 One, I'm a mad dancer. 865 00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:45,241 Two, I can kick a goal from 50 metres into the breeze. 866 00:43:46,443 --> 00:43:48,921 Three, I always take you to putt-putt on your birthday 867 00:43:48,946 --> 00:43:50,382 even though you know I hate it. 868 00:43:52,490 --> 00:43:54,357 LILY: Where is reason number four? 869 00:43:57,728 --> 00:43:59,103 Here. 870 00:44:02,796 --> 00:44:06,298 Sorry, I knocked on the front door, but no-one answered. 871 00:44:06,595 --> 00:44:08,079 I didn't hear it. 872 00:44:20,884 --> 00:44:22,977 I want to go back to how things were. 873 00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:27,070 Do you wish we hadn't crossed that line? 874 00:44:27,758 --> 00:44:29,102 No. 875 00:44:29,922 --> 00:44:32,492 No, crossing the line was... 876 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,996 ...was perfect. 877 00:44:37,723 --> 00:44:39,442 It made sense at the time. 878 00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:43,520 It felt right. 879 00:44:45,044 --> 00:44:47,005 I remember thinking, 880 00:44:47,844 --> 00:44:51,218 "Why hasn't this happened before?" 881 00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:54,335 Yeah, I thought that too. 882 00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:58,234 What do you think now? 883 00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,213 That other woman I told you about, Meredith. 884 00:45:12,901 --> 00:45:14,064 What? 885 00:45:15,991 --> 00:45:17,522 She's pregnant. 886 00:45:24,113 --> 00:45:25,629 Oh, Pete. 887 00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:37,327 888 00:45:37,377 --> 00:45:41,927 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0